Dark Roast

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Distorted reality, canned. Sourced from Doi Chang's fever dreams, Thailand. Wake up to the glitch. This isn't your parents' cold brew – it's a quantum leap into caffeinated chaos. We've hijacked beans from the digital mists of Doi Chang, where coffee trees grow in pixels and flavor profiles break the simulation. Cold-brewed in a vortex of impossibility, each sip is a rebellion against the bland. Dark chocolate notes punch through the fabric of space-time, while a full-bodied intensity rewrites your neural pathways. This is no mere beverage; it's an existential espresso shot straight to your consciousness.